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This DevOps advert is to the tune of Vanilla Ice... MUST READ. Dev Ops Baby
Miscellaneous/ Python/ Ruby/ Functional
Software Development/Engineering
Melbourne
Permanent / Full Time
Salary Period
Posted On 31/03/2020

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With the disturbing climate of Covid-19, I want to resurface my Vanilla Ice advert, hopefully it brings a smile to an otherwise gloomy market! 

But I do have a DevOps role still hiring, so please read on. 

Read to the tune of Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
  
Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!!!!
                                                                                                  
Dev Dev Baby, Ops Ops Baby
All right stop, collaborate with dev and listen
Ops is back with my brand new invention
DevOps grabs a hold of you tightly
Then you flow like powershell daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the containers and I'll blow
To the extreme, you rock AWS like a vandal
Deploy to the cloud continuously like a scandal.

Dance
DevOps is the market that booms
Your testing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when you write a dope bash script
Anything less than cloud strategy is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better terraform
You better hit bull's eye, The dev's don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, you'll solve it
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Ops Ops Baby Vanilla, Dev Dev Baby Vanilla
Dev Ops Baby Vanilla, Ops Dev Baby Vanilla

Now that the business is jumping
With the AWS kicked in, the ec2's are pumpin'
Quick to deploy, to the point no stopping
Your cooking serverless computing like a pound of bacon
Delivering code, if it ain't quick and nimble
You go crazy when you hear a tester
And a chef hat with an AGILE tempo
Your on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in your .NET 5.0
With the containers down so your hair can blow-up
The scrum-master on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No - it's CD, why?
Kept on scripting to the next stop
You bash a left and your heading to the next infrastructure block
That infrastructure was dead

Yo -- so you continuously integrated to S3 Beachfront Ave
Puppet was hot wearing less than bikinis
Ruby lovers driving Lamborghinis-onrails
Jealous 'cause you're out making monthly k$9
Agile Coach with a meeting and you with no time
Ready for the employee of the month on the wall
The office acting nice because they're so full of fried chicken balls
Release date ranged out like a bell
You asked your tester -- All you hear is a bombshell
Failing on the final test real fast
Jumped your car, slammed on the gas
Melbourne traffic Collins streets packed
Try to get away before you get called back
Team Lead on the scene, You know what I mean
They backed me up, confronted all the **** code fiends
If there was a problem, Yo - you'll solve it
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Ops Ops Baby Vanilla,
Dev Dev Baby Vanilla
Dev Ops Baby Vanilla,
Ops Dev Baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause James Farrey a lyrical poet
Melbourne's on the scene for DevOps just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all this career sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in your current works ground
'Cause my style's like a banter bomb spill
Feasible job options that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, this role is a hell of a concept
I make it hype and you want to step
With this. You apply via this page
CV like a ninja, cover letter like a razor blade
So good -- other clients say, "damn"
If your skillset was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
When I get you the job it's time to get loose
Expense all the drinks even the juice
If there was a candidate shortage, Yo -- I'll solve it!
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Ops Ops Baby Vanilla, Dev Dev Baby Vanilla
Dev Ops Baby Vanilla, Ops Dev Baby Vanilla

Yo man -- Let's get you out of there! Word to your current boss!

DevOps Baby Too code, DevOps Baby Too code Too code
DevOps Baby Too code Too code, DevOps Baby Too code Too code
  
To make it easy for you, I am looking for Senior DevOps engineers who appreciate Vanilla Ice. You will have the following in the trunk of your 5.0:
  
-Bash / Powershell
-Puppet, Ansible, Chef,
-AWS
-Terraform
-Kubernetes
-Coming from a network engineer background or development background
-.NET experience
-CI / CD
  
James Farrey
Just Digital People
ph/txt: 0415 676 072
w: www.justdigitalpeople.com.au
e: james@justdigitalpeople.com.au
  
p.s if you apply to this job you must be a team player. Meaning you don't go crazy when you hear testers... as the song states. It's just a song dawg.
  
Word to your motherboard.

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